Everything’s coming up roses… Or not?

Everyone thinks being a porn star is glamourous all the time.
Getting to suck cock, have your cock sucked, get fucked and be fucked by gorgeous guys – that has to be cool all the time right?

WRONG!

Sometimes it sucks. Yeah, yeah – not that way.

I mean, think about it. Fucking means having cocks and arses involved. And there is so much that can go wrong. I don’t want to gross you out but here are just a few of the things that can put a downer on the scene when you’re filming. Sure we laugh about it afterwards but at the time it can get a bit uncomfortable.

This is my short list of the worst things to happen to me while I’ve been getting it on with someone:

I sneezed while I was buried balls deep in a guy. Needless to say, it was pretty fierce and I nearly rammed my dick up into his throat from behind.
I was rimming a guy who proceeded to fart. In my face. Yep, it actually happens.
Some guy got a little enthusiastic during a BJ and buried his teeth in my dick. It fucking hurt and I needed a little TLC afterwards on poor Nicky junior.
Losing the condom inside a guy during the process of really going crazy- hilarious to the onlookers but a little embarrassing at the time. In my defence that was something that happened when I was just starting out when I was eighteen.
I’m not even going to get into the situations of where a guy doesn’t prepare himself properly before bottoming. It’s too damn gross.
Looking at a guy’s dick, thinking, yeah okay. It’s not that big. Then when it gets in your arse you can’t walk for a week. Size matters folks. Believe me.

So there you have it. It’s not all slick, clean fun that you see in the finished product. Sometimes it takes some pain to get there.

Until next time!
Get It On!
(with whoever you want to give it to)

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